2000-01-01 :: 02:02:37
millenium buggin'
Hello, I had a great deal of champagne and pie, as planned. After chaffeuring Adrienne around, I deserved it. I need to sober up, but I'm typing fine. How 'bout that?
At least everything is working. I guess my prediction was really unwarranted. Shows to go you.
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"Daddy, what did you do for the millenium?"
"Well son, I ate pie."
"You suck, Daddy."
"Be quiet, son. The champagne was good. Very good."
"You're a lush, Daddy."
"I told you to be quiet. Now shut up and watch Dick Clark's mummy."